-O HOLY EGG 2024-
Make America Egg Again
-ABOUT THE EGG-
Why The Egg Is Right
For You
Since the day the Egg was born, they've only ever had one goal. To help the people of this country. The Egg didn't care if people were going to try to stop them, the Egg didn't care about anything except helping this country.
You might be wondering, what does helping this country mean to the Egg? Well we have the answer to that question.
Ever since the tragic killing of the entire town the Egg grew up in by bears, the Egg has had one goal in politics. Get a bear cage in every Americans home. Bear cages ended WW2. Bear cages build up our economy. And soon, bear cages will keep you safe from the greatest threat our country has ever seen. A vote for the Egg is a vote for safety from bears, and the freedom to have bear cages.
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