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By day one the Egg will pass the National Bear Cage act, putting a bear cage in every home in the country.
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By day 5 the Egg will cut off Florida, North Dakota, and South Dakota from the United States.
3.
By day ten the Egg will pass the National Party Time Act, mandating that every office must have 4 hours of party time at a minimum.
4.
The Banning Crime Bill will do what no other politician has been able to do, end crime.
5.
Within the first 100 days the public education system will be replaced by Minecraft.
6.
The Egg will pass the Better Life Act, improving every citizens life by 69% percent.
-The Plan-
The Egg knows you can't lead without a plan. Fortunately for them, they have a comprehensive and well thought out plan that will increase the quality life of the average citizen by 117%.
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