-WHY WE FIGHT-
ABOUT THIS CAMPAIGN
WHY THE EGG IS RIGHT FOR YOU
The O Holy Egg has spent there entire life fighting for what's right. What's right can be defined by you. But if it's right to you, it's right to the Egg. But for as much as the Egg has fought and struggled for the people of this Earth, the most, and best, is yet to come. The Egg has promised to make this country better under there presidency. Has any other candidate done that? I didn't think so. ​
The Egg doesn't care if you are a Democrat, Republican, or Independent. The Egg doesn't care about your skin color, sexuality, or gender. But the Egg does care about you. And what you care about, they care about. That is the Eggs promise to you. We hope you are wise enough to accept it... or else.
MISSION STATEMENT
Why Bear Cages Are Important
Let's just put some commonly known facts out there. Bear cages ended WW2. Bear cages boost the economy. Bear cages are a nutritious food source. ​All of these are facts. But despite all of that both Donald Trump and Sleepy Joe have remained committed to banning bear cages in this country.
When the Egg first heard of this, they were left appalled and flabbergasted. In fact these views were what caused the Egg to run in the first place. Without bear cages, this country will collapse. Trump and Biden might not realize this, but the Egg does, and so do you. This November, take your fate into your own hands. Vote Egg.
