The Egg On The Jimmy Fallon Show

The Egg goes to The Jimmy Fallon Show to give thoughts on bears, bear cages, and more.

Look, It's not secret that The O Holy Egg loves bear cages. They bring it up constantly, reiterating the importance of the subject at almost every turn. But the impassioned plea made by the Egg tonight on the Jimmy Fallon showed something we've never truly seen before: the human side of the Egg. Almost in tears, by the end of this moving speech, the Egg truly hit home what their campaign was really about.

"I support everyone's right to own bear cages. President Trump has said he wants to take them away. Biden has said the same. I will always support your rights to bear bear cages. Look, I'm going to be frank with you. When I was just 7, my mother was eaten by a bear. Then my father. Then my brother. Soon, the entire town. I have seen first hand the dangers of bears, and I know of only one way to protect our citizens. Bear cages. Fact: bear cages make up almost our entire economy. Fact: bear cages ended WW2. And fact, bear cages are extremely good for you. I implore you, I beg you, to help me in my cause to bring bear cages to the homes of every American. Thank you."

The audience erupted into thunderous applause, and I think we all know who they're voting for now.

Thoughts

This truly was a transformative moment for the Egg's campaign. Gone are the directionless days of the Egg's former years. Gone is the lack of a goal, lack of a message. The Egg has all of that and more. People were quick to write out the Egg as a long shot candidate, but I think Trump and Biden best look out, because the Egg isn't here to play.