The Egg unveils plan to save America

Unlike Sleepy Joe or Kanye West, the O Holy Egg is ready to save America.

Today, the Egg unveiled a massive plan for saving this country. The plan has been met with bipartisan support, with even Joe Biden saying "Hell, I might vote for this guy." The plan, though ambitious, would have no trouble being completed due to the Eggs charm and intellect. Let's get into exactly what this plan is.

"...I might even vote for this guy." -Joe Biden

The Egg's plan, unlike the plans of say Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and Kanye West help all Americans, not just a few. The first planned act of the Eggs presidency is the Better Life Act, increasing the quality of all American lives by 69%. The Egg isn't stopping there, and is also replacing the education system with Minecraft, which would finally give American children the educations they deserve.

These plans, and more like them are just a tiny part of what will be the Eggs presidency. A campaign official told us just hours ago "What's been announced will just be the beginning." We can only dream of what amazing things are sure to be coming.